Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Last word: great MJ/tomato raid


     The last word on the marijuana-tomatoe raid arrived in the form of another solemn editorial in the New Mexican newspaper.  The headline shouted, “#Marijuana search takes a turn for the ridiculous.”
     After repeating the major facts of the story, commending school officials for remaining calm and cooperating with the swooping police, the editorial noted that “It can’t be comfortable for children ages 11 to 14 to watch as their school is searched…”
     The editorial continued, “It’s also troubling that our local experts in drug enforcement can’t tell the difference between a marijuana leaf and a tomato plant…” 
     I would think that difference might be covered in a remedial class on plant or leaf identification, which might also mention that it is not marijuana if the plant has large red or green balls called tomatoes attached to it.   Also, if you roll a piece of paper around a tomato and attempt to smoke it, you will almost certainly create a mess that will not at all lead to mellowness.
     The editorial wisely concluded, “This raid should never have taken place – and officials in charge of the task force need to review what happened to ensure a similar mistake doesn’t occur again.”
    Or, if it does happen again, the raid should be accompanied by the proper music, perhaps a Grateful Dead tune or  “Also Sprach Zarathustra” from “2001: A Space Odyssey.”

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