With the new and improved ordinance, Speedos
are ok if the man is not “in a turgid state,” which might lead to “turgidity”
patrols by local police, certainly an embarrassing addition to police
responsibilities. Would they need
special training for that? Would we
hear the cop shouts of, “Buster, you have exactly 10 seconds to return to
flaccidity or I’m running you in.”
The editorial the previous day suggested
that the ordinance might have a “chilling effect on artistic expression,” which
could require the hiring of art majors for Santa Fe’s war on indecency. Because there are so few jobs around for art
majors, I’m in favor of expanded opportunities for them. Of course, my opinion might change if it
became known that the art majors used their pay to paint obscene pictures of
buttocks when they got back home.
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